“I never liked that woman”
I heard her say.
“She’s far too stuck up.”
“Oh,” chimed another, “And her hair. Have you seen what she’s done to her hair?”
“Oh yes” replied the first voice. “Mutton dressed as lamb if ever I saw it. Your nails look nice – goes with your dress lovely.”
“And another thing” said a third voice “Have you seen who she’s with? I nearly fainted when I saw him with her.”
Standing up, I flushed the toilet and opened the door. Shocked faces. You know what they say, eavesdroppers never hear good things about themselves.